Monday, December 20, 2004

The Bumper of my SUV

Subtitle: Fat Mexico
Failing star writes jingoistic country song, combines with unapologetic red-state love of wasteful vehicles and a retarded medium of self expression (unlike, say, a blog), and when that doesn't work, conflates own self-interest with the righteous subjects of said song, and then, probably, lies about it.

http://www.tennessean.com/local/archives/04/12/63065885.shtml?Element_ID=63065885

2 Comments:

Blogger Casey Jones said...

The music industry is pretty dumb, the country music industry is operating in its own Retardo Stratosphere. Much like the pope is just now getting into breakdancing, country music will soon discover payolla. Until then idiots trying to fool other idiots into buying an idiotic CD about idiotic bumper stickers on their idiotic cars. I am most disturbed by the fact that the article is soooooooooo long and seemed to require quite a bit of research and actual journalistic techniques. No doubt the Tennesian is a waste of low grade grey paper. Breaking news "Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah," "Fried Chicken: Not Healthy," or "Paige Pragoff Caught Lipsyching at Ethel Merman Tribute Concert".

10:37 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

Ha ha ha. "News of the weird: Man claims to have seen rubber band, but not an elephant fly."

10:57 AM  

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