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Tommy Wolfe, always up to no good. This is a better article than most.
Also, bought that J Crew coat, good because my moms didn't come through with her thrift store overcoat. Seems $15 was a little much to be spending on me. She said I got everything I asked for. I did not ask for a West Company(c) Desk Clock, a copy of(not a subscription to) Esquire magazine, nor an Old Navy doo-rag style hat. Who are these people?
Courtney's sis got me Halo 2, so I'll see you in Smarch. Until then, I'll be fragging the crap out of some covenant warriors, wearing my christmas sweatpants, my doo-rag, and both my watches, which will be synchronized with my desk clock like Parker Lewis.
Also picked up some Brooklyn Brown Ale, so you're off the beer hook for awhile.
Also, bought that J Crew coat, good because my moms didn't come through with her thrift store overcoat. Seems $15 was a little much to be spending on me. She said I got everything I asked for. I did not ask for a West Company(c) Desk Clock, a copy of(not a subscription to) Esquire magazine, nor an Old Navy doo-rag style hat. Who are these people?
Courtney's sis got me Halo 2, so I'll see you in Smarch. Until then, I'll be fragging the crap out of some covenant warriors, wearing my christmas sweatpants, my doo-rag, and both my watches, which will be synchronized with my desk clock like Parker Lewis.
Also picked up some Brooklyn Brown Ale, so you're off the beer hook for awhile.
posted by Pete at 9:18 AM
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
3 Comments:
I may or may not have a staff meeting whilst posting this but hey, whatev. If you didn't get the drift, I think Reggie White is a jerk. I'd say $1500 would be good. I really don't want to move just to move, I'd like to move into a decent place, so hangin in columbia until that is feasible suits me just fine. Good jorb on the beer, that stuff is great. I got a series of gift certificates (record & tape traders, best buy, ikea, and banana republic), AAA membership, fancy vibrating phallic toothbrush, weird pillow, new iPod headphones, la boheme on CD, Nap Dynamite, Spellbound, and Eternal Sunshine on DVD. My parents have learned to stick to my list. It only took 23 years.
I'm just not very good at articulating a list to my parents, and they'd accuse me of snobbery if I asked for gift certificates. "Ooh, fancypants like clothes made of cotton! Won't shop at the Haggar outlet! Whaddya you, too good for pre-owned underwear? Enjoy your carpet dinner!"
Did I already mention that I was miffed that my mom went on a spree at the Brooks outlet for mein Papa, and even bought stuff for my bro, who prefers Southpole and Ecko shirts, and bought nothing for me? I got a damn Fossil watch.
Does this sound supremely ungrateful, cuz it is.
I was going to say I was awakened this morning by industrial sounds from the bafroom (your toothbrush), but I got back to sleep by counting to purple backwards.
I've had many an ungrateful x-mas, they just happened to get it right this year. The constant, "this is the wrong size," "this is the wrong color," "this is from eddie bauer" comments must have gotten to them. So many problems derive from my parents thinking that their ideas are great and trying to bring me around to their side rather than getting me what I want. The "Tom Wolfe dresses sharp but is verrrrrry old" article was pretty good.
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