The Mixology of Rock
Figured this is a good spot for "should've written that down" ideas... And therefore a good spot to start our theoretical drinks for the stars book. Just hope no one bogarts it. Hmmm... The bogart...?
I seem to recall:
The "Tom Waits"
Shot of gravel
Fill shot with 1 part grain, 1 part vodka
chase with live cigarette butt
I was thinkin... should these be theoretically "doable" shots? Like:
The "Tom Waits"
Fill chilled shot glass with crushed ice
Pour in cheap vodka until 3/4 full
Top with dash of grain
Light with cigarette
Toss back whole shebang
Note: Keep grizzled hobo-friend nearby to administer Heimlich or extinguish flames as necessary.
Modification:
Simple shot of room temperature rotgut.
I seem to recall:
The "Tom Waits"
Shot of gravel
Fill shot with 1 part grain, 1 part vodka
chase with live cigarette butt
I was thinkin... should these be theoretically "doable" shots? Like:
The "Tom Waits"
Fill chilled shot glass with crushed ice
Pour in cheap vodka until 3/4 full
Top with dash of grain
Light with cigarette
Toss back whole shebang
Note: Keep grizzled hobo-friend nearby to administer Heimlich or extinguish flames as necessary.
Modification:
Simple shot of room temperature rotgut.
Not that I'd want to, but at least it doesn't involve eating building materials.
posted by Pete at 2:40 PM
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
3 Comments:
The Karl Denney:
1 Cinder Block
Eat Cinder Block.
The David Bowie:
1 Iggy Pop's Wang
Eat Iggy Pop's Wang
The Ted Leo
1.5 oz Powers Irish Whiskey
To be taken in multiples of 7.
The Mozz
#1 Irish Blood, English Heart
Half and Half, Guinness and Boddington's Cream Ale
Drink, then spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell.
#2 How Drunk is Thou?
With a friend for whom you harbor unrequited love, alternate drinking shots of beer, preferably Boddington's bitter.
The Black Flag
Six Pack
Any cheap six pack of domestic beer (must cost no more than $4). Must carry by rings. Drink w/ girls, or at a TV party. WARNING: The surgeon general recommends not driving around in a dune buggy, tattooing anyone's arm after drinking the Six Pack.
The Glenn Danzig
Pour bottle of Zima into a skull. Slowly pour Campari over the back of a spoon until zima is cloudy with red. Drink, invoking the name of the the antichrist, or the guy singing for the reformed Misfits. Call your mother.
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