Get Medieval on Yo Hand
I figure if anyone asks about my burn I will tell them I was trying to break into a castle, had crossed the moat and someone started dumping hot oil on me from the portcullis. Damn Rachael Ray.
Jim Davis (garfield) is having a Wash Post chat today, I'd like to hear his thoughts on why he sucks.
Bobby Fray sucks.
I should be gone most of the morning, practicing my hip-hop dancing for tonight.
Jim Davis (garfield) is having a Wash Post chat today, I'd like to hear his thoughts on why he sucks.
Bobby Fray sucks.
I should be gone most of the morning, practicing my hip-hop dancing for tonight.
posted by Casey Jones at 7:22 AM
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
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Very tired. Should've done laundry last night. Bobby Flay is an idjit. I'd like to punch him, but he usually has a knife. He's NOT the leader in kitchen stadium, Kaga's martial arts nephew or whoever, he's the guy.
I already practiced my sweet moves last night, with D-kwon.
Sucks for your hand, man. Is it Chris Elliot ugly, or just a little weird looking? Either way, yes, let's blame Rachel Ray. Stop looking at her recipes, and stick with recipes from Alton Brown, and maybe, Marc Summers.
"Remember to wash your hands, and face, and entire body, with Brillo pads, after handling raw meat - or anything else at all, ever."
Dickolas Cheney f-ed up. Awesome picture.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43247-2005Jan27.html
It's gonna be not warm this evening. There better be some choice parking spots open. Maybe I'll just drop you guys off, dad-style.
Washington Post weekend reviews Jimmy Bruno's new jazz guitar cd. Relevance? He's the house guitarist at Philly's Chris's Jazz, the Sansom St. Jazz lounge where I drank comfortably from age 17, watching Mr. Bruno play some pretty badass guitar licks - he's a master of smoking and drinking while laying down impressive jams.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A41538-2005Jan27.html
Also another quick Bright Eyes review. Pacino's Merchant of Venice comes out this weekend, might check that out.
My wrist looks pretty ghastly. Though it's not worse that burns I got bagel baking. Dropping us off might not be a bad idea since I'd like to see if I can pick up those Wilco tickets. The Sesame Street Song "which oen of these things is not like the other...." comes to mind when looking at the Cheney picture. I'd be interested in Merchant of Venice as well.
BREAKING NEWS: BIZ MARKIE IS IN THE BUILDING.
He apparently hangs out here all the time, and is good friends with some of the djs at the radio station. I am the only one who hasn't seen him in the elevator at some point - which means I probably have.
Our accounting manager: "You haven't seen him? Ugly dude."
Work has died down now. I should be blogging more now. I probably need to purchase some gauze to cover this wrist, but fear I'll look like I escaped the suicide ward. I think I'm going to try and take a nap before we go tonight, we'll see how that works out.
NOBODY BEATS THE BIZ! Get me his autograph or at least have him check out our blog! Pitch him my idea of "Biz Markie sings your favorite 90's hits." He could call it "Biz's Bangers Ball: It's a Rap!"
The Jim Davis chat is over and he sucks as much as Bobby Fray. He just doesn't seem to care. He seems very interested in "having fun" but I'm not sure that is the same as "being funny." It reminds me of the sketch in Mr Show where the boss tries to be cool with the pony tail and all the goats.
Had a meeting, missed the Biz. I'll keep my eye out for him, though, since he's apparently around a lot. I really really really really hope I get to meet him. My co-workers were less enthused.
No mention of whether or not Jim Shearer is keeping his job. Is this like an HFS reformat? MTVdos?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/01/28/showbuzz/index.html#1
There's something very Costanza about Dick Cheney's outfit. Hiking boots & Puffy jacket. Collision of 2 of George's favorite fashion choices.
"a combination of music, shows and random content aimed at young males..."
MTVDude?
It sounds remarkably like the ur-MTV, which I suppose now will be all commercials for MTV, all the time. I kind of, almost, maybe, miss Carson and TRL. How 1999 is that?
You're right about the Cheney/Costanza outfit. Seems like it's become kind of a real news story. I don't think it's a really big deal; don't you think there's probably a reasonable explanation for it? Not that Cheney necessarily concerns himself with his outfits, but certainly someone accompanies him who does.
Enjoy your nap, rest up so you can stand around and watch a guy look at a turntable for two hours. Plus, Brazilian Girls!
Speechless.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
I realize that 50% of the readers of this blog have gone home. How can you say that the Jim Davis chat isn't great?
This has to be a joke:
"Vacaville, Calif.: Hi Mr. Davis.
I am 8 and have just started reading Garfield.
What kind of animal is Opie? Is he another cat?"
Or the guy from Spain who can not understand, or rather, can understand but not laugh, or Davis saying he has all Gene Weingarten's albums? Classic. Garfield is dumb, but people actually trying to trash it to his face may be dumber. What, are you going to convince him it's not funny?
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