Monday, February 07, 2005

Crazy Peoples

On the walk to work today I saw a legit liscence plate that said "LUKE1:37." The : was drawn on with magic marker. That's a little insane. Someone thinks "Man, the bible is great, but these 7 words of it are particularly awesome." So of course I went to bible.com (yes, also hilarious, some of their suggested searches include "salvation," "sin," "forgive," "prayer," and......."Jesus") and looked it up: "For with God nothing shall be impossible." Aren't you kind of asking for an unfortunate car accident with that, ending up the the liscene plate falling off and spinning like at the end of Back to the Future? Incidentally my personal search results: " "Jeebus" was not found in the old or new testament."

The Wrens is Friday.....

The Slouch is pretty funny today:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3796-2005Feb6.html?nav=headlines
This guy is not: http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/sports/football/10836345.htm (The first sentence sounds like Don King)

Fat Friends: http://www.recipezaar.com/70068 and you make batter like this: http://www.recipezaar.com/67933
I just remembered that I really like fried chicken. I don't think we'll ever use the oven again......

"Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."


14 Comments:

Blogger Pete said...

Was that license plate on the President's car? He and Tedy Bruschi should hang out. Point: if you want to win something, don't have me cheer for you, it hasn't worked out well lately.

Fried snickers? Sounds like it would make quite a dish. Brutha what a night it really was; baking is tough.
I see deep frying and good grammar are not commonly found in the same place: "(there are several one's on recipezaar)." This is the same type of 10-year old grammar logic that produces "Let's not and say we did."
Do kids still say that, anyway, or did it go the way of stickball and roller skate keys?
Also, I'd like to ask Tony Sacc how his deep fried m&ms turned out, that sounds... retarded.

There'll be no living with Simmons after this.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/superblog/8

8:58 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

I changed the initial post whilst you were posting. Check to it.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

You cheered for the red sox, that worked.

I have a feeling that those recipies have been passed down through Carnie families. They clearly do not pass down a decent command of the English language. There was a recipe for deep fried skunk on the same page with a sub title "not for everyone, but good."

I don't know what the kids are doin' these days....Pokemon? Paper Football? Durn Vidja Games?

9:09 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

True. But EVERYONE was rooting for the Red Sox. Even my dalliance with Orioles fandom may have cost them. Sorry. Enjoy Sammy Sosa.

This is not as funny as it should be.
http://www.leskoblog.com/

But this is exactly as funny as it should be.
http://www.lesko.com/

If we do in fact move to DC, we must certainly begin to describe ourselves as "famous DC residents".

9:33 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

"Your e-bay search results:
0 items found for Dollar Sign Suit"

9:38 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

She doesn't look nearly as desiccated as she sounds. That could be a pic from 1975 though.

http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/05/dating1_rehm020705.htm

Looking for the Burt Reynolds ad, can't find...

10:01 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

Work-appropriate?

http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jhtml?id=prod64005777&catId=cat69068

10:24 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

I am not buying anything, having spent my nest egg on an important kitchen appliance. They did, however, have dress khakis in 35/30 for $20. For at least a second they did, it's like Burlington Coat Factory online with the JCrew sale.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

After navigating through the fantastically slow site and choosing 2 items only to be told "this popular item is sold out" I've decided I'll wait until I get home, if anything is left I'll think about buying it.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

You're coming friday right? I'll drive.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Pete said...

I have a Wrens ticket, right? I guess, in the past, that hasn't meant I was going.

It's a good think fedex ensured some short-term good will on my part with the Burt Reynolds ad, because their package tracking and delivery skills are testing my patience. If they don't fix this, I'll... I'll... I guess this is why they don't have to be perfect - whaddya gonna do, sue?

12:50 PM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

Yes, you do have a ticket. I'll give you some fryer money at some point too.
In my experience UPS has been the best at tracking and recieving packages. Fed Ex is a hassle when they need a signature and actually delivered my computer to the wrong address. Jerks.

RE: K of C
"it was sold out by around 7:30-45.

the show itself was very, very good. i like how they keep that same just-above-a-whisper volume from their records when performing live. crowd was very well-behaved too (upfront at least).

a couple of friends of mine got there too late and tried listening from the restaurant side. when i met up with them afterwards, they all thought the band wasn't using mics and (literally) playing acoustically. "

1:42 PM  
Blogger Pete said...

Ya know what? I mean, I know I've been distracted, what with the "Big Game" and the "Deep Fryer" and all, but it has basically not occurred to me that we missed out on the KoC show. I'm sure it was very cool, but I'm not crying over it...

Dan Patrick was talking hilariously about the new Joe-say Canseco book - which implies your boy Raffy used steroids (to accompany the viagra) and that Joe-say and McGuire injected each other with the stuff.
Dan Patrick: "You know how your wife and girlfriend have tupperware parties, nowadays even Botox parties? They were having buttocks parties... Didja bring that onion dip? Okay, bend over... You can tell from my physique, I was never invited to those parties. Oh, Botox parties, yes, but not the buttocks parties."
Funny guy.

3:02 PM  
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