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Friday, July 15, 2005
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Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
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I didn't know they graduated retards at Lawrenceville.
Cooter is an American institution. Everyone loves Cooter. It reminds me of high school spanish, a story I heard second hand. Someone would say, "Senora Whatserface, what's Spanish for 'Q'?" To which she would reply, phonetically, "Coo." Someone in the back would shout "Ter!" Oh, man, the stuff that's funny in high school.
Witnessed some parking lot drama this morning. Some people noticed their car was getting towed, and tried to stop the guy, who essentially said "Don't worry, I'll put it right back... for $50, cash."
My next line would have been "Here you go," but this jackass lady was furiously stupid. She started screaming how that was illegal, how could they do that, how would she get a receipt? HOW? I think the tow truck dude just said "Follow me to the impound lot."
People are dumb.
Stacey Grenrock Woods, in addition to being Esquire's resident sexologist, plays the reporter on Arrested Development, and also on The Daily Show.
Way to be off topic, man. I know nothing about Charlie.
Getting impounded is one of my number one car related fears. It probably stems from the chapter in A Man in Full, which sounded like one particularly crappy day in Oakland.
I don't think I have any F'n Rienhoff info, but I'll check at home. All I know about what he does is that he shops at the Williams Sonoma in Towson Town Center.
Ali G lacks respek for da press.
Hey, wanna go see a boob-filled raunchfest this weekend? Or we could go to the movies.
I'll be waiting for the video on that one, a la Dodgeball and Starsky and Hutch.
Boraaaat.....Boooraaaaaat
I don't see how it's related to Dodgeball and Starsky an... oh.
Who's this guy?
And who let ESPN publish this? It's gross, and not particularly funny.
I forget about McSweeney's more often than I ought. Maybe because they ruined rock journalism. Or criticism. Or both.
Gurg. Checked out iTunes celeb playlists lately? The gem from Lifehouse: U2 "Where the Streets have no Name." Why? "i love the guitar playing on this track."
Also, I knew they were young, but the guy says he first heard Weezer "Say it Ain't So" when he was 12?! I dunno if I'm doing my math right, but that means... He's 10 years old now?!
That McSweeney's is pretty funny. I'll try and remember it for future Bill Simmons vacation readings.
Hey, don't knock Lifehouse, they hang out in Oxford, MD with all the other cool kids who are under psychological house arrest.
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