Monday, July 11, 2005

Mmmmm Ribs

Great photo here.

Screw the Homerun Derby, French Toast. It's not even my favorite kind of derby. Still two TBA dates, I'm looking at you two guys. I fear that specific rock n roll fantasy will never come true.

Bears are hilarious. These bears are NOT.

7 Comments:

Blogger Pete said...

The Bob Mould pic makes me think he should be doing PSAs. "Kids, are you afraid of bears? You shouldn't be. [the more you know outro music on twelve string electric]."

I'm afraid of opening links on Bob Mould's blog.

The new Bad News Bears is a Linklater movie. How can you go from this to this+baseball?

Post-LoveFest report: positive. No hangover, no lingering regret, no blank spots in the memory bank, no weird new friends, no lost old friends, and three beers in the trunk.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

And the undisputed winner of "best search term used to find this blog" is....



"where does hot dags come from?"

Wow. Unfortunately, I do no know the answer.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

Bill Conlin, AKA the Inquirer writer Kornheiser makes fun of (hey, at least he writes) has this reminder session, incase you think the Phillies might make a blockbuster move by the trade deadline:

"On July 30, 2000, Wade acquired Kent Bottenfield from the Angels for Ron Gant.

On July 27, 2001, Wade acquired Turk Wendell and Dennis Cook from the Mets for Bruce Chen and Adam Walker, then traded Wayne Gomes to the Giants for Felipe Crespo. In other words, three turkeys for three turkeys.

On July 29, 2002: Wade traded Scott Rolen, Doug Nickle and cash to the Cardinals for Placido Polanco, Mike Timlin and Bud Smith. Framed reproductions of Smith's final MRI are available on eBay.

On July 20, 2003, Wade acquired Mike Williams from the Pirates for Frank Brooks.

On July 30, 2004, Wade acquired Felix Rodriguez from the Giants for Ricky Ledee and Alfredo Simon. He sent Josh Hancock and Anderson Machado to the Reds for Todd Jones and Brad Correll.

Of those seven deals made just before the trade deadline, the only player still performing for the Phillies is Correll, the rightfielder for Class A Clearwater."

Awesomuh power.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

July 11, 2005: Phillies trade Billy Wagner to Nathan's of Coney Island for a pack of foot-long hot dags who are promptly cut by Charlie Manuel because he felt emasculated. The dags sign with the Yomiuri Giants whose shortstop devours the dags in under 10 seconds.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Pete said...

I heard a radio report on the panda birth that referred to the panda as "about the size of a stick of butter." I think we both know what makes Enrico's pizza so good.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Casey Jones said...

Panda Pizza, yum.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Pete said...

Not funny.

4:05 PM  

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