Ross! Ross! Ross!
I remembered what was so funny about Bill Simmons's latest cowbell column. He recounts some jokes told at the Pam Anderson roast - the funniest stuff is about Courtney Love. Jeffrey Ross said to Love "God, what happened? Even Kurt Cobain looks better than you!"
Simmons also describes Love falling all over herself, and "At one point, Tommy Lee was pouring himself champagne from Rodman's table, they looked at each other and both kind of shrugged. Imagine being so crazy that Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee had to share a 'Wow, she's nuts!' moment about you?"
Speaking of Flyers goalies, they can't seem to sign Esche, so we might go with the guy named after a sushi roll. We also have Jeff Hackett on our roster for some reason, but who doesn't? Flyer at Caps exhibition Oct. 1.
Hey, what's half of a good concert?
This sure looks like fun.
Simmons also describes Love falling all over herself, and "At one point, Tommy Lee was pouring himself champagne from Rodman's table, they looked at each other and both kind of shrugged. Imagine being so crazy that Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee had to share a 'Wow, she's nuts!' moment about you?"
Speaking of Flyers goalies, they can't seem to sign Esche, so we might go with the guy named after a sushi roll. We also have Jeff Hackett on our roster for some reason, but who doesn't? Flyer at Caps exhibition Oct. 1.
Hey, what's half of a good concert?
This sure looks like fun.
posted by Pete at 8:38 AM
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
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George Solomon is now the ESPN ombudsman. "So what?" I thought. But this column, including a piece on Stephen A., is pretty good, and entertaining, and insightful. Which is odd, because ombudsman is a boring-ass word. Image search for "ombudsman," you get venn diagrams and flowcharts. And also this.
Hmmm... God forbid I go six months without seeing Ted Leo.
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