Highway to Halloween
These are the very stupid jerseys that Virginia Tech and other Nike owned schools are wearing.
Vh-1's "I Like the 80's As A Friend: Part 7" had a segment on Punch-Out. You'll be happy to learn that b-list celebrities (including AC Slater) could not beat Tyson either, you'll be unhappy to learn that none of them admitted that they are still trying to do so.
I'm gonna start planning next year's pumpkin. We could have done a lil brudder pumpkin.
Deep Thoughts.
Vh-1's "I Like the 80's As A Friend: Part 7" had a segment on Punch-Out. You'll be happy to learn that b-list celebrities (including AC Slater) could not beat Tyson either, you'll be unhappy to learn that none of them admitted that they are still trying to do so.
I'm gonna start planning next year's pumpkin. We could have done a lil brudder pumpkin.
Deep Thoughts.
posted by Casey Jones at 8:50 AM
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
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By "French girl from Smiing Pool," I assume Jack Handey meant this one. Happy Halloween.
Hey, it's not like I'm still trying to beat punch-out, and can't wait to get home and enter the code. And find out (without interweb assistance) who the last character on the Tetris ledge is. Dibs on the NES around 6:00.
Agreed, those are stupid jerseys. I ain't down with asymmetry.
I looked here for a nice Seagal/Treach moment, but instead was intrigued by the second film down. I bet he likes soup.
Trogdor=best pumpkin. It's burninating.
I guess that means Segal has a sense of humor? Or just likes asking people the capital of Thailand.
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!! (Note: Googling Trogdor will destroy your faith in humanity)
Curiosity will lead to nightmares. I'm a moron.
Wow, I'm scarier than I thought. Can I now be listed in the upper-right corner as a contributor to this here blog?
Never!
But maybe this?
Uniwatch talks ugly jerseys. Then again aren't jerseys of all kind stupid?
This McSweeney's list would also work for Riotgrrrl pseudonyms.
Someone at ESPN wants to write for Arrested Development.
have you seen these three things? Or possibly linked to them yourself several months ago when I wasn't paying attention?
Nope, never seen'em. I do like that "burnt foil" is interpreted by NPR as a reference to "smoking drugs."
I'm way too buys today to properly enjoy those links. Isn't Pussy Notsomuch in Partyline?
Well, the ESPN link has already been changed, the original title was: "Dick to Replace Johnson vs Gamecocks." Some hot shot must have caught that one. Maybe the Ombudsman.
My favorite Hold Steady lyrics are still:
"she said it's good to see you back in a bar band, baby. i said it's great to see you're still in the bars."
-from "Barfruit Blues"
Not Christian or Journey related but alright by me.
I prefer "you came into the ER drinking gin from a jam jar. and the nurses making jokes about the ER being like an after bar"
-Stevie Nix
I checked out the 930 thread - someone's totally right about the girls not getting it angle, at least from my sample of 1.
Please, please check out the French guy's musings (see "Some Stuff is Illuminated").
best translated line:
"What imports, I inserted the weight of my stoutness in my mattress."
Taco Wallace! Ha!
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