KoC can turn it around

The Fightin's signed one of like three people to test positive for steroids last year. Excuse me, violate the steroids policy. That's like violating the non-robbery policy. He's a fly ball pitcher. His record over the past two seasons? 12-31. Only pitcher in the majors to lose 15 games in the last two seasons. Go Phillies!

At least the manager likes him: "'Seems like he's durable. He'll give us depth,' manager Charlie Manuel said." (from the Inquirer)

According to sources in the GoG chat, the Quarry House, like the Phillies, has no pitchers. Also, no Keno. No word the bathroom/closet.

My top 5 things to do when in Pennsylvania:

1. Read the Philadelphia Inquirer.
2. Mock my family's dog for being a Lhasapoo.
3. Drive my mom's car.
4. Sleep.
5. ...