The fattest crackhead I've ever seen...

Courtney and I got three tickets for Jim Gaffigan at the Warner Theatre, Saturday April 22, 2006. We were just going to put our coats in that other seat, but then I had an idea. KC could come! That'll be $34, pal. Or you could just not come. We probably won't need coats, anyway.

Maybe get an autograph. Looks like he'll sign frozen dinners.


In Phillies news, they lost. 0-162: If you will it, it is no dream, dude.

I'm up for Phoenix tix.