Jam-blech-aya
I suspect my gourmet meal is hurting you as much as it is me. Hope you enjoyed Deadwood. Old timey talk is only made better by old timey cursin' and brawlin'
This is the best representation of the ugly hat. The actual hat is a bit floppier and the wearer less rugged.
I think my 'life on the Metro' memoir will start out as a short-story length submission to McSweeney's entitled, "The Members Only Jacket Theory," by KC Jones, ed. Mr Chaz. The members only jacket will be a metaphor for life........people holding on to a useless part of thier past. Either that or the jacket will be a misguided 27 year old traveling through uncharted Africa in search of answers. The second idea would surely lead to Eggers stealing my story in a situation similar to Billy Crystal's theivery of this.
No Kornheiser in a while? Where are we to get more gems like Terrmell Sludge?
This is the best representation of the ugly hat. The actual hat is a bit floppier and the wearer less rugged.
I think my 'life on the Metro' memoir will start out as a short-story length submission to McSweeney's entitled, "The Members Only Jacket Theory," by KC Jones, ed. Mr Chaz. The members only jacket will be a metaphor for life........people holding on to a useless part of thier past. Either that or the jacket will be a misguided 27 year old traveling through uncharted Africa in search of answers. The second idea would surely lead to Eggers stealing my story in a situation similar to Billy Crystal's theivery of this.
No Kornheiser in a while? Where are we to get more gems like Terrmell Sludge?
Infrequency and Indie Punching. Not Professionalism.
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I'm alright so far, but who knows what's going on with the Jambalaya. I'll keep you posted. Maybe you should've just eaten more.
We just got updated versions of MS Word and Outlook, which means my computer is 1000% slower. Together with blog lagging = not. awesome.
Kornweezer is a weenis. I bet he rocks Members Only jackets on the set of whatever his crappy sitcom is called. Jason Alexander - the ultimate member's only model?
The Last Cattle Drive is available from many fine book merchants, including designated "Compleat" booksellers and the Washington College bookstore. But nothing says cred like having your book sold by a state tourism board.
That hat is baaaaadass. Is his leather? Wow.
Dave Eggers will only give you a book deal if you have a clever pomo title. I'll work on it. "You shall know our verbosity"? Think about it.
Just for reference, ESPN still has Maryland in the NCAAs - as an 11 seed, no less. Hm.
Azlo, if you're not busy tonight, and have a hankerin for lone concert attendin, The Evens are playing somewhere, according to the GoGs.
I'd actually rather not have Maryland in the tournament. I'm angry at the them.
The Evens concert was also listed on the 930 blog. It's at some church....meh, depends on how I feel, I'll probably be tired, I might stay here a little late.
I read the Misfits article....pretty great. Have a fine weekend with your family.
that should be 930 board......
Right. I hear GWB really likes one book. I think it's called A Modest Proposal.
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